Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: I'd like to call you. What is your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: Theatres in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.
Man: So, want to go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: I'd really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. Theres already one ass in there.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.
Man: Hey, come on, we are both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: yes! To pick up some chicks!
and...
Man: "Hi, I'm a millionaire!"
Woman: "Hi, I work for the IRS."
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